The Unreal Embassy Simulator¶

Welcome to the Unreal Embassy, a controlled pocket dimension where the Patrician sanctions wholesale digital mayhem for the good of the city. Here, theory meets the cobbles. This is your live-fire training ground, a safe, consequence-free simulator where you deploy your crafted rules and correlation logic against a fully orchestrated MITRE ATT&CK invasion.

You can witness your alerts fire in real-time as simulated thieves, assassins, and corrupt clerks execute multi-stage campaigns, allowing you to validate your detection, fine-tune your thresholds, and learn the visceral rhythm of a true incident without risking a single real barrel of dwarf bread.

Erm, simulator still under construction by The Purple Lantern Practice Ltd. and already co-opted by The Patrician.